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Aunt Nasty is THE expert on matters pertaining to *LOVE* *SEX* and *DATING* For many years now, people everywhere have been seeking out her advice whenever they've had questions about romance and/or the libido....AND finally, she has agreed to offer her services to those who are in need. If you have a problem or question that you'd like some advice on, just send her an e-mail at AuntNasty@earthlink.net and you can count on her giving you advice you'll not find anywhere else!!

"I feel like a million tonight -- but one at a time." ~ Mae West ~

HORNY HUSBAND

Dear Aunt Nasty,

I am a 35 year old man, married for 6 years now. Recently my wife has been giving me excuses instead of sex. She used to enjoy sex (or at least she acted as if she did), but now she always has some excuse not to. What should I do?

signed,
A horny husband.

Dear Horny Husband

Well, my dear, it sounds as if she has found another lover, (why else would she not want it???) Perhaps, she finds your skills to be lacking. Why don't you pay me a visit real soon and I'll help you out with your problem. You can relieve your horniness while I evaluate your technique at the same time, and give you some pointers in the ways of keeping your woman happy.

AUNT NASTY

Dear Aunt Nasty,

I am a 17 year old virgin, and have been dating my boyfriend for almost a year now. He has been pressuring me to have sex with him, and tells me that if I love him I would let him take my virginity. What should I do?

signed,
Pressured

Dear Pressured,

Oh girl, how I wish I were in your shoes! I say you are a foolish girl for wasting some of the best years of your life. Years from now you'll look back and regret those missed times and opportunities. Once you try it, you'll know what I mean! AND darling, if you decide to not heed my advice, well just send your boyfriend my way and I'll give him all he wants and then some. (hee hee)

AUNT NASTY

Many people will walk in and out of your life... only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

WORKING TWO

Dear Aunt Nasty,

There's this guy at work that I dated some time ago, who keeps asking me to go out with him again, but I've been dating a new guy that I really, really like. I had fun with the guy from work and I don't want to hurt his feelings, so tell me what I should do??

sincerely,
Work too

Dear Work two

My salutation is not an error, it's the way I would play it. Either string them both along deceitfully and double your fun with the chance of getting caught, or tell them about each other and suggest a ménage à trois, and really double your fun. If you should choose some other solution, send the one you don't keep to me for consolation.

AUNT NASTY

Dear Aunt Nasty,

My boyfriend has been after me to try anal sex with him, but I keep telling him no. I have tried it before. It hurt and I didn't like it at all, but I can't tell him that because he thinks he is the only one I have ever been with. It is starting to become an issue, and while I don't want to lose him, I do not wish to have to suffer through anal sex.

sincerely,
No Butt

Dear No Butt

My dear, you simply haven't had anal sex performed correctly if you didn't like it. My goodness no! I thought the same way for many years, and then one day, my lover surprised me at the PERFECT time, and I have been hooked ever since. You simply haven't experienced an *orgasm* until you've experienced an anal orgasm. And try double penetration for the absolute *ultimate* in orgasms.

AUNT NASTY

I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. ~ Joni Rodgers ~

Plowing Time in Texas

CHOICE

Dear Aunt Nasty,

I've been dating 2 beautiful women now for over a year. They each excite me very much and I have feelings for the both of them. Each has expressed a desire to get married. I wouldn't mind marrying either of them but which one should I choose? They are both executives and make decent money and care for me dearly. How do I choose?

signed,
Choosy Choice

Dear Choosy,

Oh my, What a question! And I cannot believe you haven't figured out the most obvious answer for yourself. You marry the one that is the most proficient in the sex department. Which one likes it the most? Which one is willing to do what you like? Which one gives the better blowjob?

Hope that helps!

AUNT NASTY

Dear Aunt Nasty,

I'm a man with a major dilemma. I am married to the mother of my daughter whom I adore more than life, but recently, I've met the most beautiful woman whose soul matches her outer beauty. She is the perfect woman for me in all but one area. She is wanton and eager, and all that a man could want in bed, but no matter what she does, she can't make me cum, so I am cheating on them both in order to have gratification. What should I do? Oh, I almost forgot, I can't leave my wife because I would never get to see my daughter.

Futilely Frustrated

Dear Frustrated,

Well! Wow! That is some dilemma! The daughter issue does seem to put a real bind on things. My advice in this situation.... hmmmm,...Remain in your marriage and talk to this wonder woman. Be HONEST. Tell her your concerns, AND about the sexual concern too! Then tell her what it is that DOES make you cum. If she cares, she'll either go the distance or she won't. Either way, you'll be better off and you won't be wasting precious time in finding out.

AUNT NASTY