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One stemmed whiskey or grog glass

very hot strong black coffee
1 tbsp.  whipped cream
2-3 tsp.  sugar
measure of Irish Whiskey

Heat glass. Heat whiskey and poor into the glass, fill with very hot black coffee in which the sugar has been dissolved. Float the cream on top.

Tip! Turn a teaspoon upside down and hold against rim inside the glass. Pour in the cream slowly over the spoon. The secret lies in the combination of the piping hot coffee with a slight taste of Irish Whiskey and the cold soothing cream on top

"Be absolutely clear about who you are and what you stand for. Refuse to compromise." - Brian Tracy

Pop Her Cherry

• 2 oz. Cherry brandy
• Orange Juice

(Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice)

Absolute Zero...................Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen

Alexander the Grrreat........Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over Frosted Flakes

American in Paris.............Kentucky bourbon and champagne

Black Sabbath.................Kahlua and Mogen David wine

Blind Faith......................Wood alcohol and sacramental wine

Blood Clot.......................Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O

Bloody Awful...................Vodka and ketchup

Fuzzy Naval Base...........Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia

George Bush..................George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer

Gorbachev......................Vodka with a splash of port wine

Mary Poppins.................Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar

Mexican Hairless............Tequila and Minoxidil

Oil of Ole.......................Mazola and Sangria

Peter, Paul, and Mary.....Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice

Phillips' Screwdriver........Vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia

Port in a Storm..............Red wine and rainwater

Quack Doctor................Cold duck and Dr. Pepper

A Rum with a View........Bacardi and Visine

Shipwreck....................Cutty Sark on the rocks

Sinead O'Connor...........Irish whiskey and Nair

Sundae Driver...............Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream

Tequila Mockingbird......Jose Cuervo and birdseed

"To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be." - Golda Meir

SCREAMING ORGASM

• Barstool
• Equal parts-
• Rum
• Vodka
• Bourbon

Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more

Just blend the following ingredients and serve as early in the morning as possible:

• 3 oz. of carrot juice,
• 3 oz. of prune juice,
• 2 oz. of Ex-Lax,
• A little bit of Rogaine,
• A little bit of Viagra,
• A whole bunch of Prozac.

It's also great for bosses and co-workers. Bring a batch to work tomorrow!

"A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle; all neck and belly and no head."

TURKEY FART

• 1/2 oz Bacardi 151
• 1/2 oz Wild Turkey (pick your proof)

Pour that in a shot glass and down it! Do not attempt to stand for an hour.

• 1 1/4 cup Cranberry Juice
• 1/2 cup Sugar
• 1 1/2 cup Fresh frozen cranberries, rinsed
• 3/4 cup Fresh squeezed lime juice
• 3/4 cup Tequila
• 1/2 cup Grand Marnier
• ice

1. Pour half of mixture in the blender
2. Fill rest with ice
3. Blend
4. Serve
5. Repeat with second half of mixture