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Hey Nimfo baby,

Dont get me wrong, I always enjoy your emails, but today's was without a doubt the funniest fucking joke list I have ever gotten since I started subscribing to Joke Lists!!!! See I have a large circle of email friends and we all send jokes and other dirty items back and forth all the time. So as I read my lists if I read a really funny joke I stop right there and cut copy and paste then send it on out. We send out so much shit to each other that we dont have the time or space to read or send every single thing just because it's a joke. So something has got to be pretty fucking funny for us to hold it worthy of our circles email space.

Having said that, I wanted you to know that I sent out just about every single joke from today's list with maybe an exception of just one or two. And I NEVER find that many jokes or lists funny enough to be worthy of our circle all in the exact same isssue. So when I finally came to the last list and decided to send it ( i believe the last one in today's was the list of new words like reintarnation and ignoranus!!) i explained to everyone that I should have just forwarded out the whole fucking issue today because it was that funny. You see we all love jokes and anything bizarre but we dont have the time as indivduals to subscribe to 10 different lists. We would never have enough time to read them all. So what we do is we each subscribe to between three to five different ones and then send each other the best shit out of them. We also send the funny stuff to all the other people in our email address books who arent in the "Ring o' Pervs" as we like to refer to ourselves. It's the first time a entire issue was sent out instead a joke here and there. And now we wont be forwarding your list to each other anymore because they are all going to subscribe to you themselves so there wont be a need for forwarding, in the ring anyways.

Thank you for doing such a great job and you are the first list worthy of all of us being subscribed. And in our little perverted circle of Freaks and Nympho's that is an honor, So we are proud to crown you Queen Nympho Perv!

Thanks. Perv # 8

(we all have #'s that represent the order in which we joined the ring o' pervs)

P.S. I seriously doubt you will but if you happen to mention this in a future issue I'd like to ask you if you wouldnt use my name at the top of the email there. I'd really appreciate your discretion. I am a female closet Nympho Perv!

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

BILL WRITES

Baby you are the best...
I woke up this morning with a headacke and read your letter and laughed so hard ...keep it up ... Hope you got all moved alright ,,personally I hate to move with a passion

XXXXOOO Bill

Thank you for making such a great joke/humor site and lists to join. this is my favorite. I read it before i have sex because it gets me revved up and horny. thanks again.

"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents." ~ G. C. Lichtenberg ~

JERRY WRITES

Hi Doll

Well! thank you. Although I see that I get recognized most every week in your news letter and I feel good that you use them. Been a little stressful around here the last few days, but it will settle down and I'll keep sending you the ones that I get a chuckle out of.

I just happened to run upon your site by accident and perfecto. I have waited for a long time to find this many Premium jokes all at one site. It will take me awhile to go through the whole site, but from what hop skipping and jumping that I have done, Very Excellent job.

Some of the jokes are or may be a little suggestive but they are done with respect. So if anyone has a problem with these type of jokes. They can bite the Proverbial Big One.

I would like to see a contest for anyone who can send in an excellent joke which you publish, will receive an iron on Decal with your logo for a T-shirt.

Well, keep it up and I will pass your site on to all my friends who love the same type of jokes.

Wit is often a mask. If you tear it you will find either genius irritated or cleverness juggling. ~ Kahlil Gibran ~

NISHAR WRITES

Dearest Nimfo,

Greetings!
I've been ur newletter's subscriber for the past 3-4 months.I must say despite being an IT Professinal, I eagerly await your newsletter rather than any IT journal. It just keeps getting better & better.

With warmest regards,
Nishar

Hi!

Thank you for the plug in your joke letter. It was sent to me by a friend.

By the way, you have a great letter!

I beg your forgivness for having any doubts about your badness. I wish I could think of some way to make it up to you. (Hehehehehe!!!)

You are the Queen of bad! All rise as you enter the room. (if you know what I mean) Speaking for myself. I rise just when I see your name in my email!! LOL!!