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He who learns, and makes no use of his learning, is a beast of burden with a load of books. - Does the ass comprehend whether he carries on his back a library or a bundle of faggots?
~ Saadi ~

Smart Test

1.On a standard traffic light, which in on the bottom?
A. red
B. yellow
C. green

2. How many continents are there?
A. 7
B. 6
C. 5

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
A. left
B. right
C. I don't know

4. What 6 colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
A. blue, red, white, yellow, black, gold
B. red, white, gold, green, black, blue
C. yellow, black, gold, red, orange, white

5. What 2 letters don't appear on the telephone dial? ( no cheating!)
A. Q, X
B. X, Z
C. Q, Z

6. What 2 #'s don't have letters by them?
A. 1, 0
B. 9, 0
C. 1, 9

7. When you walk does your left arm swing w/ you right or left leg?
A. both
B. left
C. right

8. How many matches are in a standard pack?
A. 20
B. 21
C. 22

9. On our flag, is the top stripe red or white?
A. red
B. white

10. What is the lowest # on the FM dial?
A. 68
B. 86
C. 88

11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter- or clockwise?
A. counter
B. clock-
C. depends

12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
A. towards bottom left
B. towards bottom right

13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
A. 12
B. 13
C. 99

14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on?
A. right
B. left

15. On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?
A. bottom
B. top

16. Which way do fans rotate?
A. clockwise as you look at it
B. counter-clockwise as you look at it

17. Whose face is on a dime?
A. Jefferson
B. Roosevelt
C. Jackson

18. How many sides does a stop sign have?
A. 6
B. 8
C. 10

19. Do books have even # pages on the right or left side?
A. right
B. left

20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
A. 5
B. 6
C. 4

21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
A. 5
B. 6
C. 7

22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
A. Smiley
B. Bashful
C. Lefty

23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
A. 6
B. 8
C. 10

24. On which card is the cardmaker's trademark?
A. Ace of spades
B. Ace of clubs
C. Ace of hearts

25. On which side of a venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
A. left
B. right

26. On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center?
A. Lincolns Memorial
B. Nothing
C. ONE

27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
A. # *
B. * #
C. - +

28. How many curves are in a standard paper clip?
A. 3
B. 2
C. 4

29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter- or clockwise?
A. counter-
B. clockwise

30. How many months have 28 days?
A. 12
B. 1
C. 5

Scoring

30-28 Mensa is calling, genius

25-27 Not too shabby

20-24 You could do better

16-19 McDonald's is calling ( would you like fries w/ that?)

15 or below...Being blind wouldn't affect you one bit!

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